First, I am STILL sick! Can you believe that crap! I am getting better, but a week and a half later, I still only have half a voice. Crazy! At least I have a voice finally tho, the kids were NOT taking me seriously when I yell and all that came out was a squeaky whisper. LOL! Its officially been 11 days since I have been to the gym, Im feeling pretty low about that, I was doing SO good!! I am going back Monday, whether I have a voice or not. Its been decided! ;)
OK...on to my entry. Super Bitch...that explains my sister in law. The other day, they called, wanted to come over and hang out. Sure, sounds good, Ive been soooo bored being cooped up in the house for so long and NO ONE ELSE GOT THE SICKIES!!! (can you believe that crap!!! I AM THRILLED!!) so I must not be contagious, so sure, head on over!!! Then they get here, we order take out because Im not cooking last minute for everyone. As the guys (Josh and his bro) go pick up the food, I call Josh and ask him to pick up some McD cheeseburgers for Tate and Rowan (an McD cheeseburger is the ONLY meat Taysen will eat...and every single person in our family knows that, and knows why...including her) and after I get off the phone, her son starts acting whiney and wants to eat...I ask her "You want me to call Josh and have him pick him up a cheeseburger too?" and she says "No, he would never eat that, we dont eat that kind of food..." and she said it in her normal "rich bitch I am better than the world" voice. Ugh I wanted to punch her in the face. She acts like they eat all organic and she is an earth mama or something. My white BUM!!! And the kicker...while this conversation was going on, she is feeding her 10 month old a hot dog and mac and cheese. AND we ordered fried chicken and wedge fries! ARE YA KIDDING ME, cause that is any better than McDonald's!!! I wish I could kick her TOTALLY AVERAGE ass all the way to timbucktoo! I hate to break it to ya dear, but you are not as special as you think you are!
Anyone need a SIL?? Cause Im SO willing to trade. :P
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3 comments:
No way I'm keeping my SIL, she's awesome. And who the hell feeds a 10 month old a hot dog! Does she know the choking hazard that it is. Listen I will feed my kids whatever I can to get something in their stomachs. I believe my kids went to McD's just last night with daddy. She is a bitch.
BTW Hope you feel better soon!
I dunno whats worse, Melis. A MIL like mine or a SIL like yours...
I can totally hear her saying that in her snarky stuck up attitude. Tell her to shove it where the sun don't shine next time.
She sounds just lovely. You can keep her! My kids have never had McDonald's but a simple 'no thanks' is all that needs to be said....far out, what a cow!
I guess she would've had something to say if you didn't get him a cheeseburger and he went to bed hungry too. Pfft to her.
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